starry eyed

fatkidinmath: im sorry if ive ever told you the same story twice its just that i dont have an...

Thu, 02 May 2013 16:53:46 -0400

im sorry if ive ever told you the same story twice its just that i dont have an interesting life and cool things rarely happen to me

thegayloki: danglingthpider: rabioheab: rabioheab: i hate americans and their stupid fahrenheit...

Wed, 01 May 2013 18:53:52 -0400

thegayloki:

danglingthpider:

rabioheab:

rabioheab:

i hate americans and their stupid fahrenheit temperatures

i only made this post in the hopes that someone would reblog it with the caption “don’t fahrenhate” and you’ve all disappointed me greatly

don’t be a celsiass

its too fahrenlate

one direction in six days haha

Wed, 01 May 2013 06:34:24 -0400

one direction in six days haha

chillaxemurderer: sometimes im hungry and other times im asleep

Wed, 01 May 2013 06:27:55 -0400

chillaxemurderer:

sometimes im hungry and other times im asleep

partypetunia: it’s ridiculous how so much of your future depends on how successful you are as a...

Wed, 01 May 2013 06:27:35 -0400

partypetunia:

it’s ridiculous how so much of your future depends on how successful you are as a teenager

condorn: catswithbenefits: what did the rope say to the other rope?

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 12:40:26 -0400

condorn:

catswithbenefits:

what did the rope say to the other rope?

thesickestjokes: When a girl says she has experimented with girls, that does not necessarily mean...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 18:00:40 -0400

thesickestjokes:

When a girl says she has experimented with girls, that does not necessarily mean she’s bi.

She may just be an evil scientist.

h0llo: dick harder than the math test i didnt study for

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 18:42:13 -0400

h0llo:

dick harder than the math test i didnt study for

prospited: WHAT IS A PILOTS FAVORITE ICE CREAM...

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 09:47:22 -0400

prospited:

WHAT IS A PILOTS FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOUR

PLAIN

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA im so lonely

shercockandmycrotch: ctwolstenbeast: in norway we don’t say “i love you” we say “jeg elsker deg”...

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 09:44:22 -0400

shercockandmycrotch:

ctwolstenbeast:

in norway we don’t say “i love you” we say “jeg elsker deg” which translates to “i love you” i think that’s very beautiful

kfcofficial: im not even a 2nd choice im like an 8th choice sometimes a 10th

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 09:42:20 -0400

kfcofficial:

im not even a 2nd choice im like an 8th choice sometimes a 10th

attains: attains: if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims...

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 09:39:19 -0400

attains:

attains:

if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and i’d ask them what they smelled and they’d be like “omg ocean air and tulips” and then i’d rip off the blindfold and it would be A PILE OF THE BODIES OF MY PREVIOUS VICTIMS

my mom made me go to a therapist because of this

“guess what” “what” “no you have to guess”

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 09:33:42 -0400

“guess what”

“what”

“no you have to guess”

vvristss: I’m fun to flirt with but not to date because I’m a psychopath

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 17:48:04 -0400

vvristss:

I’m fun to flirt with but not to date because I’m a psychopath

extraordin-harreh: SHOT ME OUTTA THE SKY I WANNA FUCKING DIE

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 16:27:05 -0400

extraordin-harreh:

SHOT ME OUTTA THE SKY

I WANNA FUCKING DIE

haithinkimfunny: calliopesragingboner: one-hamburger: dcksp8jr: fionaaelizabeth: If corals get...

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 16:23:17 -0400

haithinkimfunny:

calliopesragingboner:

one-hamburger:

dcksp8jr:

fionaaelizabeth:

If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead

what do coral even get stressed about

Current events

Get out.

stumpkin: the only good story i have is i was once at the same wedding as daniel radcliffe and my...

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 16:20:05 -0400

stumpkin:

the only good story i have is i was once at the same wedding as daniel radcliffe and my dad said ‘you’re a wizard harry’ because my dad looks a lot like hagrid and daniel radcliffe told him to piss off

snailkit: your virginity (Taken with instagram)

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 16:18:27 -0400

snailkit:

your virginity (Taken with instagram)

puckquinn: if you ever leave my door open and i have to get up and close it myself just know that’s...

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 16:07:33 -0400

puckquinn:

if you ever leave my door open and i have to get up and close it myself just know that’s me closing the door on our relationship forever

dialupmodem: quick have sex with me i’ll explain later

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 09:24:08 -0400

dialupmodem:

quick have sex with me i’ll explain later