im sorry if ive ever told you the same story twice its just that i dont have an interesting life and cool things rarely happen to me
(Source: girlhearted, via pleasestyles)
i hate americans and their stupid fahrenheit temperatures
i only made this post in the hopes that someone would reblog it with the caption “don’t fahrenhate” and you’ve all disappointed me greatly
don’t be a celsiass
its too fahrenlate
(via kiddwaynejohnson)
one direction in six days haha
sometimes im hungry and other times im asleep
(via pleasestyles)
it’s ridiculous how so much of your future depends on how successful you are as a teenager
(Source: bilboh, via pleasestyles)
what did the rope say to the other rope?
(via livelaughandlovealot)
When a girl says she has experimented with girls, that does not necessarily mean she’s bi.
She may just be an evil scientist.
(via thatsmoderatelyraven)
dick harder than the math test i didnt study for
(via tardisol)
WHAT IS A PILOTS FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOUR
PLAIN
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA im so lonely
(via 500daysofstyles)
in norway we don’t say “i love you” we say “jeg elsker deg” which translates to “i love you” i think that’s very beautiful
(via ash-benzon)